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My subconscious is funny
So last night I dreamt of the World's Fluffiest Pagan. It was actually quite funny and made fun of itself as it went along.
Ready? Here goes.
Name: Lady Rainbow Brite Moonsparkle
Motto: "What would Isis-Hecate-Kali-Morrigan-Brigid-Inanna-Sekhmet-Diana-Athena-Yemaya do?"
Totem: Unicorn. In fact this is where she got her name! She had a vision while meditating of a brillant unicorn with a rainbow colored mane and sparkles all over him that reminded her of moonbeams!!! She was so spiritually inspired by this vision she became "Lady Rainbow Brite Moonsparkle".
Pet peeve: Being confused with an 80s cartoon character.
Favorite handmade charm: a big rainbow pin with a thunderbolt and storm cloud hanging from each end to remind her of Zeus, her special pal who's fun to be with!
I seriously, really, truly dreamt this and woke up laughing my ass off.
Ready? Here goes.
Name: Lady Rainbow Brite Moonsparkle
Motto: "What would Isis-Hecate-Kali-Morrigan-Brigid-Inanna-Sekhmet-Diana-Athena-Yemaya do?"
Totem: Unicorn. In fact this is where she got her name! She had a vision while meditating of a brillant unicorn with a rainbow colored mane and sparkles all over him that reminded her of moonbeams!!! She was so spiritually inspired by this vision she became "Lady Rainbow Brite Moonsparkle".
Pet peeve: Being confused with an 80s cartoon character.
Favorite handmade charm: a big rainbow pin with a thunderbolt and storm cloud hanging from each end to remind her of Zeus, her special pal who's fun to be with!
I seriously, really, truly dreamt this and woke up laughing my ass off.
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How do you come up with this stuff?
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