My subconscious is funny

[kyrene]

So last night I dreamt of the World's Fluffiest Pagan. It was actually quite funny and made fun of itself as it went along.

Ready? Here goes.


Name: Lady Rainbow Brite Moonsparkle

Motto: "What would Isis-Hecate-Kali-Morrigan-Brigid-Inanna-Sekhmet-Diana-Athena-Yemaya do?"

Totem: Unicorn. In fact this is where she got her name! She had a vision while meditating of a brillant unicorn with a rainbow colored mane and sparkles all over him that reminded her of moonbeams!!! She was so spiritually inspired by this vision she became "Lady Rainbow Brite Moonsparkle".

Pet peeve: Being confused with an 80s cartoon character.

Favorite handmade charm: a big rainbow pin with a thunderbolt and storm cloud hanging from each end to remind her of Zeus, her special pal who's fun to be with!


I seriously, really, truly dreamt this and woke up laughing my ass off.

Comments

[dmlaenker.livejournal.com]

Man, you have fun dreams. Usually my religious divine-communion dreams are things like Ares trying to rape me and Demeter transferring all of her guilt to me.

[kyrene-myste.livejournal.com]

Mine usually involve either Apollo or Dionysos. These days Apollo's been pretty prolific.

[dmlaenker.livejournal.com]

Oh, the nicest onces are the ones with the Craftsman; I usually just end up giving him head. The only times I've ever seen Poseidon, he just ignored me and everyone (understandable, I guess).

[kallistos.livejournal.com]

Now those are vivid dreams! ;)
I wish I could have something fun like that.

My dreams usually end up being prophetic, if they mean anything at all.

[ravendreamer.livejournal.com]

I am suprised your laughing didnt wake you up in the middle of it :)

[kyrene-myste.livejournal.com]

The freakin' Zeus rainbow charm was what did it. OMGS

[kallistos.livejournal.com]

LOL

[willow-kat.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing*

[cktraveler.livejournal.com]

Let me guess ... she received her training at Hogwarts, at the top of House Sparklypoo?

[kallistos.livejournal.com]

ROFLMAOAD

How do you come up with this stuff?

[kyrene-myste.livejournal.com]

I have no fucking clue. LOL LOL

[kallistos.livejournal.com]

Whatever you're taking, I want some too. :)

[chironcentaur.livejournal.com]

Scary thing is, I wouldn't be too surprised if there was some little twit out there with that name. And not as a joke either. :-)

[brontosproximo.livejournal.com]

I think she's on my friendslist.