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Best post to come out of the stupidity on HP EVER:


Olympian Hotline: Thank you for connecting to the olympian hotline.
For Apollo, Press 7....For Artemis Press 6....For Zeus Press 1.....

RavenDreamer: [Presses 1]

Olympian Hotline: You have selected 1: Zeus. All hail he who bears the
stormcloud! To further assist you in getting the right Zeus (as we
have many), please listed to the following selection. If you would
prefer Classic Zeus, Press 1.....If you would prefer instead the New
Zeus...Press 2....If you would prefer Diet Zeus...Press 3...
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